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Hi, it's me, Sam Spratt.

I have a gift for this forum, my perfectly trained, finnish pecking birds.

My first bird ready for showcase, is the Blue Bird.

Blue Bird

This short, small blue pecking bird has a stout beak with immense pecking strength. It's strength is massive for it's size. It has rapid pecking power, almost like a woodpecker, but for your penis. This bird has a large fecal output, too.

My second bird, is Hal, or the Green Bird.

Green Bird (Hal)

This medium sized bird has a long, heavy beak with a massive impact radius and pecking damage. It has a slower pecking speed, but it's pecking pattern is very unique. It comes for your scrotum, and spins around and rips away at your penis.
I've attached a medical diagram below of the affected area.

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Hi, it's me, Sam Spratt.

I have a gift for this forum, my perfectly trained, finnish pecking birds.

My first bird ready for showcase, is the Blue Bird.

Blue Bird

This short, small blue pecking bird has a stout beak with immense pecking strength. It's strength is massive for it's size. It has rapid pecking power, almost like a woodpecker, but for your penis. This bird has a large fecal output, too.

My second bird, is Hal, or the Green Bird.

Green Bird (Hal)

This medium sized bird has a long, heavy beak with a massive impact radius and pecking damage. It has a slower pecking speed, but it's pecking pattern is very unique. It comes for your scrotum, and spins around and rips away at your penis.
I've attached a medical diagram below of the affected area.

This is so goofy.