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As a horse goes about his days, the sebaceous glands that line his sheath are secreting sebum. Sebum then mixes together with dirt to form a black grey “smegma.” Smegma is about as unappetizing as it sounds, either taking the form of black flakes or a stinky tar-like liquid. Over time, smegma accumulates at the urethral diverticulum (a pocket just at the base of the penis). The urethral diverticulum is also sanctuary for other deposits: more dirt, sweat, fat cells, and mineral salts from urine. These bodily byproducts solidify into The Bean. If left unattended, The Bean can grow large enough to interfere with urination, causing serious discomfort for the unlucky gelding.

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